Sponge Bob
I’m ready, I’m ready!
Age: 8 years, 0 months (approx.)
Breed: Terrier
Weight: 20 lbs
Sex: Male
Phone: 707-542-0882
Are ya ready, kids?! Because I’m ready to move from Bikini Bottom straight onto your couch! I’m 8 years old, which means I’m well-seasoned—just like a delicious Krabby Patty!
My sweetness is contagious, and my friendliness could even win over Squidward!! My tail wiggles like it’s doing the Jellyfish Jam, and I greet everyone with the kind of enthusiasm that would make Patrick proud.
I’m fun, friendly, and ready to be your Goofy Goober forever!
Ready to meet me? If your response is…
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!!!
Then grab your shellphone (or any ol’ phone, really) and call 707-542-0882 to ask for SPONGEBOB!
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